Saturday, March 5, 2011

CET-IT(2007-11)..6th sem

Ahh!!Anothr boring day!Anothr ****ing class!!yet the same faculty wd her same stuffs..C strtd da class wd"wat is amplitude?""wat is frequency?""wat is phase??"..wtf!!Hw many yrs we hv 2 study da same things??when da amplitude f our learning ll increase n frequency f da same ll decrease??C moved 2 ATTENEUATN n said "atteneuatn is loss f energy"..bt whose energy!!nobody is concernd abt my loss f energy.I m sitting in da same seat since 8am n its 1pm now..I culd hv watchd 2 Bollywood movies had da seat been in KESHARI or S-COMPLEX..
"noise is f 4 types"continued da teachr"induced,thermal....(I culdnt even hear da othr 2 types)".my eyes fell on a grl..Itook grt interest in her not bcos c ws beautiful or attractive bt bos f wat c ws doing wd her mobile..c must b sending sm texts 2 her frnds..bt why c looks at that corner boy & smiles aftr sending msgs!!May b new luv story hs begun in our class!!Anyways I ws having a gud sight..
Suddenly i felt silence in da class.someone has died or going 2 die!!!"0701106248...0701106248"da teachr ws repeating da numbr..is it her mobile numbr or wat!!!bt da numbr seems familiar.ohh ****!!This is my reg numbr..so I m going 2 die then.Thank u class 4 da silent mourning.
"yes maammmmm"said in a low voice."wat were u doing?""R u in da class??""why r u not speaking anythng?"screamd da teachr.ohh God!!somebody plz tell her i can speak only when c shuts her front door."wats ur name?"ws da next qns.wtf!!!i hv been in da same dept for da last 3yrs n c doesnt even kno my name!!Go 2 hell...!!I lookd at my watch.God!!its 1.20 only..stil 30mins..plz help me..
"Sit down u idiot.I cant waste my tym 2 kno ur golden branded name"screamd da teachr.Thank God c didnt cross my attendance 4 da day nor threatend 2 report to da LORD..bt wait a sec did c say c ws nt intrestd in my golden branded name!!ya mine is a golden branded name..My parents had referd 2 atleast 5-7naming books to get this name.
C continued watevr c had byheartd at home n I ws not atall intrestd in her stuffs.Anyways that grl ws nt sending msgss any more.balance NIL!!or learnt smthing frm my episode!!ok Lets c wat our hottest coupl r doing..same old method-LOVE THROUGH BLUETOOTH.The grl said smthing wd her eyes ,the boy smild n shook his head!!did he really undrstnd wat c said!!common..hw culd any1 undrstnd sm1's eye-language frm this distance!!may b thats wat they call LOVE..well der r many more one sided lovers who never miss a chance 2 get a glimpse f their lady loves..By watching them I too lost myself in my drms.Aftrall man ll always b man...
Suddenly I ws divertd frm my beautiful drms.****ing guy!!he is shouting frm da 1st period"maam next class plz..".smbody plz giv him some water.Hey wat da hell the corner boy is doing wd a blade n da attendance sheet!!God!!he is repairing his attendance..gr8 work buddy.I need ur help too.
Well among othrs some were njoying their sleep...some were planning 2 bunk da nextday's class..n some were busy reading some materials of diff institutns(just 2 show that they r preparing 4 higher studies).Evry1 being busy wd his own stuff whom da teachr ws teaching to...??ohh!!I forgot abt those front benchers..Speaking abt them-they prefer 2hrs in library wd a CAO book in hand to seat before da silver screen to c a movie..u can imagine hw much studios they r!!Anyways thanks 2 them teachrs get some answers 2 their qns..
"This much 4 2day.."-The magical line came frm da centr..I wantd 2 say "CONGO" 2 da boy who ws saying "next class...next class" frm da begining bt lookd at my watch.Its 1.55!!shit!!I hv 2 rush 2 da bus stop now.So i hv 2 stop my pen now.I m sure u must hv njoyed my class.If I hv forgot 2 mentn abt u I m sorry.